We were playing in the "tower" on Ava's swingset today (part of the reason I'm so sore...I'm seriously too old to be doing that) and she made a crown out of my belt, put it on my head, and said, "There! Okay, you're the Princess Queen!" Then she shoved me down the slide and yelled, "NOW GO MARRY A KING!"
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Ava: (playing with a little plastic lion she got at the dentist's office) "What does this thing DO?? I thought it would roar or something!"
Me: "Ava. It's a tiny little plastic lion. Why on earth would you think it was going to roar?"
Ava: "Yeah. And it doesn't shoot fire either."
Me: "Ummm...what?"
Ava: "Haha! No, lions don't eat fire! What do they eat, Mommy?"
Me: "What do you think they eat?" (This was not said in a sarcastic way, I was trying to see if she actually knew what lions ate.)
Ava: "Meat. They eat meat. What kind?"
Me: "Oh, I don't know. Zebras, antelope, elephants..."
Ava: "Awww, that's MEAN! I like elephants, they're nice! They have babies, and they lay eggs!"
Me: "Wait, what? Did you just say that elephants lay eggs?"
Ava: "HAHA, yeah...just kidding!"
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