Once again I have forgotten more of Ava's funny moments than I've remembered, but these days, logging in to the computer and updating is just not possible very often. Starting to wonder if I should do a Twitter account (I currently do not have one) and just tweet it every time she says something. ;o) Thoughts? Better or worse idea than a blog? Anyhow, here ya go....
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Ava was doing something bad. I don't remember what. I think throwing food.
Me: "Ava!! Stop that RIGHT NOW. Do you want a spanking???"
Ava: "Fine. Spank me. Just don't call me a hamster!"
Craig and me, in unison: "HAMSTER!!!"
I have no idea--NO IDEA--what prompted that.
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Me: "Ava, when we go to Mimi's house, we're going to the pumpkin farm!"
Ava: "The pumpkin farm? That's REE-DIC-LEE-US!"
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On a cold morning, while driving in the car...
Me: "Oh, look at that horse in that field, he's wearing a jacket!"
Ava: "Jack? What? I thought his name was Bullseye!"
Me: "No, not Jack...jacket. The horse is wearing a jacket."
Ava: "His name is Bullseye!"
Me: "JACKET. JACKET. Like a coat. Not Jack."
Ava: "So that one isn't Bullseye?"
Me: "Nevermind..."
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Ava: *says something funny*
My mom: "Ava, you are a character!"
Ava: "Mimi, you are a lunatic!"
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My dad: (talking to CJ, tickling his fat little baby legs) "Look at those little drumsticks!"
Ava: (apparently not sure what my dad is referring to when he says "drumstick") "Not drumsticks...it's called the "penis", Papa."
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Me: (playing outside on the hammock with Ava) "Quick! Climb up, there are sharks down there!"
Ava: (looking down at the ground from up on the hammock.) "No, no sharks. It's just mulch."
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Me: (I pull my sweatshirt up over my mouth and make Darth Vader noises)
Ava: "NOOOO! That's too scary for me--I'm just a little kid! I'm only three!"
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That's all for now....I'll try not to be so long between posts, goodness knows she says enough amusing things to write a post a day! ;o)
I say tweet 'em. It's easy, there's probably a way to feed it right to the blog. Check out @s__tmydadsays (spell it out) for a similar feed. They made it into a TV show...
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