Everybody always says I should write a book about the funny things my 3-year-old daughter says. They may have been humoring me, but be careful what you ask for...I done did it now! ;o) Okay, not a book, but a blog...even if Ava isn't nearly as amusing to others as she is to me (for heaven's sake, I'm her MOM...don't we all think our kids are hilarious?), I decided I wanted to record all of these little Ava-isms so I can look back on them later. Enjoy!
Me: (while making breakfast with Ava): "Ava, you'll need to get out a bigger bowl for mixing the pancakes."
Ava: "Aye aye, Captain!"
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Me: Removing Ava's shirt before dinner so she doesn't stain it with spaghetti sauce
Ava: "MOMMY! COVER UP MY BOOBS!"
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Me: "Ava! What did I tell you about unraveling the toilet paper?! Look at the mess you made!"
Ava: "I did NOT do that. That toilet paper did that to ITSELF." Muttering under her breath: "Rolling around all over the place..."
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Ava: "Mommy! You put on some panties! Good job!"
(Please note: I ALWAYS wear panties. Apparently Ava is proud of me for being able to dress myself.)
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Me: (after fixing myself up for the day): "Ava, how do I look?"
Ava: (looks me over) "You need to put on some more makeup."
Me: (pretending to put some on with a makeup brush) "Okay, how's that?"
Ava: "Oh, you look BEAUTIFUL!"
she's hilarious. :)
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